August 2010
1 post
Wow.
I haven’t posted anything to tumblr in a very very long time. But hey, I still have 14 followers. Weird, right?
May 2010
3 posts
By the light of fire,
We find our way through the night;
Embers glowing bright,
Hope becomes everything but dire.
I need a coffee mug.
I don’t really have one to call my own. Will someone please tell me where I can find some sweet jugs-I mean mugs….shit. Yeah mugs for coffee.
April 2010
23 posts
Fuck Me Hard
No this isn’t about sex. But it is about getting raped by two iconic agonies in today’s society: lawyers and the DMV.
The day before I crashed my car back in December, I got a speeding ticket. Just my luck, right? Well, my so called lawyer, who took care of my DWAI, said he would handle the speeding ticket as well. I kept reminding him about it over and over and over again. (I think you know...
"We can build him faster, stronger, we have the...
Touching upon the subject of me now being the oldest yet again. Someone said this. Then someone else asked, “what’s that from?” “I don’t know. It’s from some movie. Robo Cop, or Terminator maybe..” “It’s from the Six Million Dollar Man,” I inform them. And then it turns out that not a single person around me has ever heard of that movie....
How to get along Or Down the drain.
Dishwater dimes
Slip through fishlike
Fingers attached to
Hands like drones.
Bottles by the glass
Food made to order
Heat fire and steam
Diners en mass.
Pennies stuck
Hidden beneath tables
Tails sticking out
Heads gives no luck.
Kitchen dweller
After working hours
Into days
Mind’s trapped in a cellar.
Just to survive this
Troubled world
Life non-existant
Shelled and left for...
Pics.
I should probably start posting no pictures that I’ve been taking…
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Applications
Anyone out there know of any good Android apps?
It's weird, I tell you, it's just plain weird.
At home I was always the youngest. Even at college. I was the young one. All of my friends were always older than me. Now, I’m the oldest in the group. It’s freakin’ me out man. Last night at the party we went to after the concert (it was for a friend’s 20th birthday) no one, I mean no one had heard of “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats. I got weirded out....
541 or Side of 541
Swiftly the cars drive by,
while I stand idled in my high.
The bus it comes
sometime around 5:35-ish.
On the side of the road
I sit like a single node.
My thoughts run,
and home is my only wish.
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Do you believe in life after death?
Yes…after you die, life carries on. Everyone else goes on living. There is life after death. (But if it meant that I will experience another life after I die, then I can say I don’t know, nor am I worried about it. I live in this life. I’ll find out when I get there; and if it happens, it happens; and if it doesn’t, oh well, I won’t care. I’ll be dead.)
...
The answer to life
lies in the hands of the clock.
Futurama is on.
Oh and the kitten ran head first, at full speed, into the chain-link fence. He didn’t realize the gate was shut.
Yay Futurama!
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I still say it's Wendy's fault.
She should’ve never hit Jack with the bat. And locking him in the kitchen probably wasn’t the brightest way to try and “resolve” the issue.
“Wendy, I’m home!”
Is it Friday yet?
Wish I had my camera with me. There were just 12 hawks circling right above me while I was standing here waiting for the bus.
apparently i'm known.
somewhere in Pennsylvania, almost an hour away from where i am currently living, someone new about my tattoo of bender.
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March 2010
14 posts
“Sometimes, the smarter someone is, the less money I think they have.”
It's now 70 and sunny.
I just want to ride my bike!
but it’s not here….
It's Amazing How Well I Surprise Myself.
So, Wednesday was St. Patty’s Day. Everyone is a little Irish on that day. Even if it’s just the drinking part. But I ended up at a St. Patty’s Day party. It was pretty fun. I ended up in a decent place, you know, not too drunk, but just beyond buzzed. I had to get up early the next day for work, so I didn’t want to over do it.
There was this girl at the party who had a...
Close thine eyes Take a ride inside Feel the breeze blow by Yo I’m getin’ you high
I drove a forklift today.
It was my first time ever doing so. It was fun/scary. Fun, because it was new. Scary, because it was a very spastic forklift. It apparently needs repairs.
It's 55 Degrees out and Sunny
Time to break out the shorts.
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I’m bored. Ask me something please. http://formspring.me/TheOntic
VERY VERY EXCITING NEWS!!
I just got a job offer for working at Subaru Corporate as a Office Assistant, performing general office help in the customer service department. This is very exciting because: A. I finally got a job; B. It’s for Subaru (I own an Impreza); C. Subaru is an amazing company. Today is a good day.
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February 2010
31 posts
Hi, I'd like one job please.
Thanks.
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Can't quite get out of this funk.
I don’t know why, but I’ve seemed to hit a wall. I can’t seem to pick myself up. Any suggestions?
Oh this is not good.
Not good at all.
Sick of job hunting
I just wish I had a job already…
Damning myself
because I didn’t try to squeeze my snowboard gear into my car.
Shake it, Shake it, Sugaree